Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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