new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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