that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
