i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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