There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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