just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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