The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
True strength comes from lack of pants
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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