What did we do last night that was yellow?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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