everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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