i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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