Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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