Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize