Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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