Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
