Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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