I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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