addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
