Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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