i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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