I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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