god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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I need you to use more vowels.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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