i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
