i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
