when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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