Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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