RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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