I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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