She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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