508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
how do flat chested girls get laid?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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