matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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