After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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