I wannas sexs uuuuu
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I think a kid would responsible me up
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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