I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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