I need help removing her.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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