Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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