Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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