It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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