I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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