I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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