Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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