Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
