8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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