i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Randomize
