Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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