My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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