I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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