Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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