I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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