Don't you send me to vm
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
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