please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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