I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
It's no shave November. This is our time.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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