please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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