Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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