he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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