im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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