If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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