Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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